Number Seven

Don't steal and don't lie.

Number Six

QUESTION AUTHORITY!

Number Five

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Number Four

Refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Number Three

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Number Two

Eggs and Bacon. Chickens are involved, but pigs are committed.

Number One

Never wrestle with a pig. The pig likes it and you get dirty!